Crimson Dragon

“GEL, why did you buy an XBox One? Titan Fall?”

“Nope. Crimson Dragon.”

“Oh, I heard that game sucked!”

“So did I.”

“Then why did you-”

“To see for myself.”

“Was it?”

“Eh, it ain’t bad. No system seller though.”

“But you-”

“I’m GEL.”